LeBroom Jaymes

straight hoopin all I does

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“I’m the eat out of the garbage guy. FUCK!” -Guy Fieri *wakes up at 3am in a cold sweat*

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Over the past 5 years, I have spent over $2000 on Marvel Legends action figures

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If you ever feel depressed, jack off

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I got beat up by my dad on a sailboat

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Everyone calls me a moron but I don’t think so

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What if the Donner party had a box combo extra toast instead of slaw?

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Started dipping my Oreos in warm vanilla ice cream. so fire.

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The best part about sex is the regret

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Actually I happen to know, everybody loves know it all’s

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Undisputed wet dream champ of ‘98

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Where can I get a 12oz can of 2% milk? I already checked Kroger ❌🎲

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@moi_Mya @JackPosobiec Cancel that whoop

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Nice font @BigLots

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@TomClemmings Hey stranger :

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@tarayummy This thread >>>

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@tarayummy Show us 🥷🏿✍🏿

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@barrazjasmine Imma need some new sheets after this one 💦

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@dunkinseavey raw potato’s or burnt popcorn

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uhh.. ya know

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Sometimes you just gotta

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@BleacherReport @mizzouengineer Hear that @KingJames ? You’re soon to be replaced by @BostonDynamics