luigisexual

baha be thy blast

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

how i would kiss my fish husband if we we’re fishes n married

[Therese Garcia, NBCT @ReeRea3]

But they were all of them deceived, for another egg was made…

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

This scene in the new FNAF movie was crazy

[wisalallen ✨ @wisalallen]

hi it’s the dumbest costume I’ve ever made…

Jesse Pikmin

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

i was gonna make a joke about these guys looking like mac demarco and nathan fielder but it turns out that actually is mac demarco and nathan fielder

[𖤐 нσяηу нσяяσя 𖤐 @horrorlogy]

matthew lillard at the premiere of scream (1996)

[luigisexual @wetcroutons]

@DukeofBourdilon @NoContextHumans I got 1 as well and also an F in all my math classes but regardless none of the other answers make sense to me

[luigisexual @wetcroutons]

Having an anxious gf must be crazy cause my bf answered the phone in a grumpy tone and hasnt read my messages and now I think hes mad at me and I cant finish my food 😂😂😂❤️‍🩹💅🏻💐

[INACTIVE ON TWlTTER @LavalampGhost]

ikea plushmakers are not fucking around anymore

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

The sex you're having is only as interesting, authentic, and passionate as you are. Most people are just fucking and not having full body/mind experiences. People are terrified to give intimacy but want to receive it. People think they're sexually satisfied but they're actually thriving on attention and being 'chosen'. Sex is often treated like a finish line or a bandaid, currency, or a hit of drugs, instead of a communicative and bonding experience that it should be.

[emily may @emilykmay]

are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”

[Cold Ones @ColdOnes]

nah ok these kids channels are officially going too far 💀 tf is this 😭

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

yall strict as fuck omg

[S H I N I G A M I @acid666host]

this could be us