Strange conversation
Self control has just expired
All an illusion
Only in my head you don't exist
Anyway, not long to go now, the next Bay Horse, Kirk Deighton quiz is this Sunday. @horace_horse
And like a funny film, it's kinda cute
They bought the bullets and there's no one left to shoot.
April 1st: fools, Easter eggs and a quiz. Get yourself to the Bay Horse, Kirk Deighton @horace_horse
Under 10s football this morning: ref rightly awards a penalty, defending players throw their hands up to the heavens and gob off a la Premier League, ref tells players to calm down and respect the decision, coach walks on to the pitch to berate the ref.
But in the back of my head I heard distant feet
Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat
It’s coming round to that time again. The next quiz at the Bay Horse, Kirk Deighton is on 1/4. @horace_horse
Weekend results: a home defeat in a friendly to Ilkley yesterday for our Lions and a very narrow cup exit on pens for an injury ravaged Tigers this morning to Leeds Juniors.
On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.
All through summer, there’s no glamour in the slammer
No glamour in the slammer
Until you make a run
Which, of course, means that the next Bay Horse Quiz is on Sunday 4th March @horace_horse
See the changes, none the wiser
Ton o'rusty dreams inside her
50s Throwback @barnsleyrunner has cast his eurosceptical eye over this week’s quiz and I think it’s ready for Sunday.