Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson

Professional Drunk Driver | Wing-T Guru | Occasional dabbler in whimsy and joy |

[Julio 🏆💍 @RasheeTouchdown]

NAAAA DONT RUN FROM THIS BLITZ NOW LMAOOOOO

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[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

@stoolpresidente Get on your tippy toes little man

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I can smell Maxey’s pussy from here

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@ng17_wil_2 @PrimedJames Prolly eating

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

His vagina is showing already this game

[Akiva 🏆 @Kivi015]

7'0 280lbs

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

Pain

Nothing but pain.

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

Not a minority in sight. Find a stick and you couldn’t beat it #touse

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

@coachbrucepearl Free palestine you fat fuck

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

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@ExistentialEnso Acworth is a real sleeper here

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John Gruden has been spotted in Chattanooga!

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@libsoftiktok Ironically enough, this drag queen actually seems more sad about it than Erika ever did

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

Jesus can’t even save rick barnes at this point. Why did we give this old fuck a lifetime deal

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

Kentucky’s portal class: 6th
Tennessee’s portal class: 60th
Talent fee is really getting put to work!

[Adam Sparks @AdamSparks]

Tennessee portal tracker

Scholarship players lost: 20
Scholarship players added: 2
https://t.co/lvVVtS2QfX

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

I fucking hate this fuck. Fire Danny

[Danny White @AD_DannyWhite]

I’ve been thinking that the Neyland Entertainment District could win us a national championship. Man, I’ve been thinking about this all wrong. Thank you for your insight!

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

@AD_DannyWhite All that talent fee for 8-5 and a shitty bowl loss. But hey at least there’s 15 new stores that you’re gonna price out the ass now! Go Vols!!!!

[Harold “Turtleneck” Johnson @wetkites]

I counted 3 holds on that play. Brutal. These ACC crews always hate us man

[💍 @hyattwatcher]

22-9
2 games out of the 1 seed
Bench has won us multiple games
Young players development
Winning games with lots of injuries