Macho Nacho

down here We Get Stinky....

'so true' -god

#KeepEmRollin

moved to bluesky
machonacho @wet-rice.bsky.social

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yeah im ambidextrous alright

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sham "the rock" shake

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horny spiders be like
👀👀👀👀

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i hate autistic savants setting the bar so damn high.. i got needoh and can't make a phone call type autism

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urethral queef

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stackin up cardboard toilet paper tubes in my room like monster cans to show my guests that im a real shitter

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beta high school diploma vs chad ged

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i got hoes callin a young f*lla phone

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in my apartedment. straight up "hating it". and by "it", lets justr say .. my life

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im pro-lapse

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saddest short story in 6 words:
requires 7 AA batteries, not included

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catch me gherkin my pickle

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LEAKED PHOTO FROM AREA 51

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currently experiencing some ill effects from trying the all oil diet

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first tiktok and now red number 3 ??
#whattheheck

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heir to the throne is what i call it when i fart in my recliner

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deaf and blind amputees be like what

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sad hatesgiving
im eating scornbread and pumpkin despies

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george washington ran his presidential campaign with the slogan "make america"

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doctor seuss at his colonoscopy
go ahead doctor, try as you might, i think that you'll find that I'm awfully tight