Ali

I do this for giggles, don't take it too seriously

[Ali @wetwaters]

@AmericanAir To give everyone an update: The poor customer service experience continues, as I’m bounced around from department to department, trying to get answers!

[Ali @wetwaters]

@AmericanAir Well, it is upsetting that it came to this point, I appreciate the quick response. Check your DMs!

[Ali @wetwaters]

Thanks Zach Bryan for spending 5,971 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Something in the Orange. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/YZA6YLByTi

[Ali @wetwaters]

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea and I’m not trying to be

[Ali @wetwaters]

In the back of an Uber, feeling car sick #IYKYK

[Ali @wetwaters]

Episode 63 on Spotify

[Ali @wetwaters]

“You have to think of money like air, it will come and it will go” @teapublyssity podcast always provides the wisdom

[Ali @wetwaters]

Ya, me neither

[Ali @wetwaters]

Do you ever reschedule your dentist appointment so you have more time to start flossing?

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I don’t gotta know you to know you …I just go by your zodiac sign.

[Ali @wetwaters]

When is apple gonna introduce the away message? Like we have all these do not disturb but like auto text away message. “Busy at the nail salon being a bad bitch” #IYKYK #whatsoldisnew

[Ali @wetwaters]

I wish I could put a filter on my social media to weed out engagement and pregnancy announcements #parentalcontrols #privacy #offensive

[Ali @wetwaters]

I just combine 2 quotes, does that make it my own? Or am I still violating copy right laws?

[Ali @wetwaters]

Goal without a plan is a hope, hope isn’t a strategy

[Ali @wetwaters]

Imma be honestly, yes I can work this corporate world and make it rain. But some days I really wonder why y’all haven’t made me a full time blogger yet.

[Ali @wetwaters]

Wow it’s amazing how much you can get done in a 3 day weekend when you don’t have a 2 day hangover #DryJanuary

[Ali @wetwaters]

Age is just a number but time is not.

[Ali @wetwaters]

Went to the gym today. It wasn’t fun and I didn’t feel better after. Y’all lied to me

[Ali @wetwaters]

I would rather starve than snack on carrots and act like I enjoy it