Sami Squirtz

Find me on OF and Unlockd 🖤 Always @wetwithoutwater ꩜REZZBIAN꩜

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

waited 25 years to tell my mom this.

[sky @nabastajla]

it always happens to me😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Sami Squirtz @wetwithoutwater]

After 38 hours of labor I kinda needed it but god the recovery of it sucked

[isha @MibshaD]

I witnessed a c-section today, and I am shook. I am telling you all, if your wife, girl or baby momma had one, you owe her big.

[amy𑣲❄︎ @v3lvetbunni]

“communication is key” but no one talks about how scary real communication is. it’s not cute texts and long calls. it’s “here’s where you hurt me here’s what I need here’s what I’m afraid to say” it’s
swallowing pride risking rejection, choosing honesty over comfort.

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

Me after one social event :

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

👏IF👏YOU👏CAN👏PUT👏DOWN👏A👏DOG👏FOR👏BITTING👏ONE👏CHILD👏YOU👏CAN👏PUT👏DOWN👏A👏PEDOPHILE👏THAT👏RAPED👏MULTIPLE👏CHILDREN👏

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[crocodile |CLOSED| @crocodilecrisis]

me tweeting. my audience.

[Sami Squirtz @wetwithoutwater]

👉👈

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I saw a video about how men cause bacterial vaginosis because the swimmer filled fluid is basic & disrupts pH. Men were mad. It interfered with their fish odor jokes. Now a new study has come out showing men can spread the bacteria that causes BV to women. They've been making jokes about a problem they've been causing all along

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[Sami Squirtz @wetwithoutwater]

💖 Good girl, bad knees 💖

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Guys, if you lose interest in a person, please make them aware. The coldness in ur tone and texts, the emptiness in your hugs, and spaces in ur conversations... calls not answered, those things hurt more than if you were to tell the truth, because they are like a slow death.

[Sami Squirtz @wetwithoutwater]

@diorvijane @bubbybab__ Ok but which one

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When a man likes you he talks to you everyday and apparently when you start to like him back he is very busy and can't talk at all. That's how it works.