@ottawacens@crumplelush@svntowers Ilya age 18, on a transatlantic flight in economy on his way to the draft : as soon as my nhl check clears I'm never doing this bullshit again
Ilya age 35, on a transatlantic flight in first class with his husband: these seats are too big I can't reach you
In the old USSR, people could be arrested for photographing bridges, tunnels, etc. A repressive and paranoid regime assumed the photographers must be spies and saboteurs. Americans laughed at such petty tyranny. Nothing like that could happen in their free country! Until now.
Military deployment in the nation’s capital to stop people from taking pictures of the visibly decaying monument to imperial grandeur and using them to make fun of the regime online.
torts came in, refused to talk to media/shake hands with the ducks, cost vgk a draft pick and $100,000 AND a cup, defended a rapist with every last breath and then got fired. karma is something huh
There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States
And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead.
And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers.
There isn't jack shit except for wildlife.
And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.