Beverly

this woman feeds birds and you can tell

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

so go bankrupt already and save us all the environmental and social problems you’re creating

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Yes who could’ve popularized the idea that @elonmusk destroyed USAID

[Beverly @weverlish]

@ottawacens @crumplelush @svntowers Ilya age 18, on a transatlantic flight in economy on his way to the draft : as soon as my nhl check clears I'm never doing this bullshit again

Ilya age 35, on a transatlantic flight in first class with his husband: these seats are too big I can't reach you

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[David Frum @davidfrum]

In the old USSR, people could be arrested for photographing bridges, tunnels, etc. A repressive and paranoid regime assumed the photographers must be spies and saboteurs. Americans laughed at such petty tyranny. Nothing like that could happen in their free country! Until now.

[Marshall Steinbaum 🔥 @Econ_Marshall]

Military deployment in the nation’s capital to stop people from taking pictures of the visibly decaying monument to imperial grandeur and using them to make fun of the regime online.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Thinking about the wave of fusion restaurants to come from this and getting full body chills

[Beverly @weverlish]

@shaunvlog_ My mom had a pet one when she was little but I don't think it's allowed anymore 🥶

[syd❤️‍🔥 @crosbysangels]

the canes since they’ve won the cup

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.

[Beverly @weverlish]

@Shark3ozero Why are people in these comments acting like bacon bits aren't delicious in mac n cheese?

[Beverly @weverlish]

@Mirothestallion @SabuesoAsesino I do think roosters are banned inside city limits but hens are allowed and pretty popular 🥰

[Hayes Permar @DHPIV]

Good call.

[Beverly @weverlish]

@moripoyo_art Bluenette can stay actually

[mars⋆.˚˖࿔ ࣪ @kreidiculous]

torts came in, refused to talk to media/shake hands with the ducks, cost vgk a draft pick and $100,000 AND a cup, defended a rapist with every last breath and then got fired. karma is something huh

[crys 🥠 @iamnotcrys]

SHE IN THE CLUB WIT US

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States

And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead.

And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers.

There isn't jack shit except for wildlife.

And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[Emilly @EmillyStreamz]

I cooked my boyfriend breakfast and asked him to leave me a review..

[Beverly @weverlish]

@mcnuggetmel Mustard and ketchup lookin ass 😌

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles