Weyland Yutani

Your leading source for new discoveries -- Building Better Worlds -- terraforming -- synthetics -- stop asking about your bonus

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@rusher65054354

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are you fucking kidding me

[Alo @AVPAlo]

the Xenomoprh is rumored to be the next guest on 'Hot Ones'

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hopefully someday we'll have a good 'ALIEN' movie again

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@NjohrrDaddy ???

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Weyland Yutani Corporation confirms that a Yautja biological asset previously held under controlled research conditions is no longer in containment. The specimen is at large. It is a highly capable, lethal organism. That fact is not in dispute. The Company accepts responsibility for the loss of containment. An internal review is underway. Corrective measures have been implemented. Further comment on operational specifics will not be provided. Weyland Yutani rejects [in the strongest terms] claims that this incident places Company personnel in unacceptable danger or subjects them to reckless working conditions.

Our workforce operates under established safety frameworks designed for high-risk environments. Personnel assigned to relevant facilities are screened, trained, and equipped for extraordinary biological and tactical contingencies. Risk is assessed, priced, and managed as a normal cost of operations. Isolated containment failures do not, in themselves, constitute a failure of duty of care.

The Company will continue scheduled production, research, and extraction activities. Employees are expected to follow posted procedures, report anomalies through approved channels, and remain at their stations unless formally directed otherwise. Weyland Yutani remains committed to shareholder value, scientific advancement, and the orderly conduct of business. Further updates will be issued as required.

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[Alo @AVPAlo]

the Predator has officially broken out of containment

"He could be anywhere"

[ Source: @washingtonpost ]

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@NjohrrDaddy YOU!...

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@Novafuffy It did what now ._.

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@Novafuffy Bruh that thing is ON THE LOOSE

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@FellOffAFireFly @fiddyse7en Ask your recruiter

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ZACK you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your movie is hard a hell. They'll kill you.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ debuts with 98% on Rotten Tomatoes.

The highest rated video game movie OF ALL TIME.

Read our review: https://t.co/TZZN66c55R

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@yoxics What the fuck am I watching

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Not us

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We weren't supposed to let Mitch McConnell back out. Our apologies.

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@hardrivethruto2 Lol

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Everyone say it together

"THANK YOU WEYLAND YUTANI" 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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NEW ELLEN RIPLEY AND POWER LOADER HOT TOY! OH MY GOD 😭

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@NicholasDzko relaying back to Mu/Th/Ur

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@BedazzledBite yes.

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@Novafuffy Guy who has never dealt with a literal Yautja btw 😭🫵🏼

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@tw1sted_shell So you can do what, with it

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@malenciagay Im just an intern 😭😭😭 but ill ask my boss what to do lmao

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@AVPAlo the company is displeased