William Avery

[William Avery @wfavery]

£117m for Morgan Rogers. This is an example of why I felt we got lowballed for Lorent Tolaj FFS. Premiership money honestly.
Absolute piss take #pafc

[William Avery @wfavery]

Joke yellow that tbh considering it took five minutes of VAR, sorry TMO, was not a clear and obvious error. Play on. We scored anyway FFS. #rugby

[William Avery @wfavery]

Can our match against Argentina get replayed too because our manager fucked up big time?

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘: French supporters have launched a petition demanding that France’s match against Spain be replayed. 🤯🇫🇷🇪🇸

They explained their reasoning:

👉 “When Spain were awarded the penalty, Lamine Yamal handled the ball. France should never have conceded that opening goal, which completely changed the course of the match.

Sport must be played according to the rules, and tonight those rules were not respected.”

The petition has already collected over 85,000 signatures. 😱

[William Avery @wfavery]

Well, keep him on for tomorrow night but after the bronze medal match, the boss of the FA should be straight on the phone to Pep first thing Sunday morning, hopefully announcing him as manager first thing Monday. #England

[William Avery @wfavery]

If the FA had a verbal agreement with Pep Guardiola before he changed his mind, they should go straight back to Pep and ask him if he still wants to become England manager. If he says yes, bring him in immediately.

[William Avery @wfavery]

Lorent Tolaj "In excess of £4m". I suppose we'll have to take that though it should really have been double that because doesn't he still have 3 or 4 years left on his contract to run? #pafc

[William Avery @wfavery]

Hope Spain stuff the cheating shithouse bastards. #england #argentina #worldcup

[William Avery @wfavery]

@Maxw_1111 Get Jatta in anyway tbh.

[William Avery @wfavery]

Selling Tolaj is inevitable but for £3.75m we've been lowballed.
Get Jatta in from Notts County. #pafc

[William Avery @wfavery]

£35m is cheap for an established Premier League midfielder like Youri Tielemans. No doubt he is going to be on like £200k per week at Manchester United.
A massive weekly wages must be the only reason why more teams never tried to activate his previous release clause.

[William Avery @wfavery]

Also on the subject of Newcastle United. The way their summer is going so far, Dan Burn is going to go back to their training ground like...

[William Avery @wfavery]

The AI thing that sends these news stories on the sidebar has had an absolute mare with that one.
It is trying to say Eliot Anderson pushed himself (Newcastle United player) and Erling Haaland told John Stone he is worth £150m because of it. Or something.

[William Avery @wfavery]

The top news story doesn't make sense.
It says Haaland is moaning to Stones about a push by Eliot Anderson on some Newcastle player, then proceeds to call Eliot Anderson a Newcastle United player, before telling us Haaland said to Stones he is a £150m player.

[William Avery @wfavery]

I'll wait until the official #incoming announcement but £150k for Murphy Cooper 👀 #pafc

[William Avery @wfavery]

Why should our equaliser have been ruled out when the NORWEGIAN goalkeeper twatted the camera with the ball?
Just bitter Scottish people moaning about this because they cant get out of a group stage? #WorldCup

[William Avery @wfavery]

Egypt's bunch of bottlers calling FIFA corrupt may have been outdone by Norway claiming the ball hit a cable in the game that knocked them out.
Stay humble. 🤣

[William Avery @wfavery]

4th semi final in 5 tournaments. Now it is time to win a tournament #England

[William Avery @wfavery]

Jordan Pickford's short arms strike again.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Norway lead through Andreas Schjelderup 🇳🇴

Only he will know if he meant it...

[William Avery @wfavery]

90% sure I've seen Murphy Cooper play once. And I think we were managed by Muslic at the time. It was a defeat. Either against QPR or the debacle against Sheffield Wednesday? #pafc

[William Avery @wfavery]

Manchester United spending £50m on a Chelsea reserve player....