Watford Limericks

I thought I would give it a go...
And try to write poems which show...
The good and the mad...
The happy and bad...
And why I love #WatfordFC so

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/75SZ8p1kCs

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Another one biting the dust
Gino Pozzo has lost all the trust
If we had any left
Our club is bereft
A total reset is a must

#watfordfc #watford #pozzoout

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Another one biting the dust
Gino Pozzo has lost all the trust
If we had any left
Our club is bereft
A total reset is a must

#watfordfc #watford #pozzoout

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/KiPmwGgSks

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

As the season now draws to a close
We're sinking to awful new lows
The passion is gone
Our owner hangs on
But it's time Gino sells up and goes

#watfordfc #efl #Watford #pozzoout

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

As the season now draws to a close
We're sinking to awful new lows
The passion is gone
Our owner hangs on
But it's time Gino sells up and goes

#watfordfc #efl #Watford #pozzoout

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/aASbwXB009

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Despite having the odd decent shot
On this day, we deserved what we got
We were toothless and tame
But it's not just this game
Our team is just so full of rot

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Despite having the odd decent shot
On this day, we deserved what we got
We were toothless and tame
But it's not just this game
Our team is just so full of rot

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/sNXj87cGMb

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

I switched on with some trepidation
More in faint hope than in expectation
The performance I saw
Was shockingly poor
I am hacked off and full of frustration

(And that's putting it mildly)

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

I switched on with some trepidation
More in faint hope than in expectation
The performance I saw
Was shockingly poor
I am hacked off and full of frustration

(And that's putting it mildly)

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/vBLZjjPrZJ

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Watford Limericks is pissed, (both literally and figuratively) and will not be producing anything of value this evening.

#watfordfc

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Watford Limericks is pissed, (both literally and figuratively) and will not be producing anything of value this evening.

#watfordfc

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/5hq3nPUhvz

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

A game of two halves that's for sure
The first was a bit of a bore
Then a defence nightmare
But some Nestory flair
Meant it really improved on before

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

A game of two halves that's for sure
The first was a bit of a bore
Then a defence nightmare
But some Nestory flair
Meant it really improved on before

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/UqrGNHW5ly

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

The injury list: just too long
The players: not looking on song
A goal: low likelihood
This Friday: not Good
The outcome: a conclusion foregone

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

The injury list: just too long
The players: not looking on song
A goal: low likelihood
This Friday: not Good
The outcome: a conclusion foregone

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

After Tuesday night's Hollywood ending
A chance at more triumph was pending
But we didn't compete
And we just couldn't beat
A team down the table descending

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/mgNNllkur8

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

The Hollywood circus arrived
And Watford looked strong and revived
Bola, Bove, Edo
Were the stars of the show
And Ryan and Wrexham nosedived

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

The Hollywood circus arrived
And Watford looked strong and revived
Bola, Bove, Edo
Were the stars of the show
And Ryan and Wrexham nosedived

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/D8ZQj38vhm

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Save for Nestory's goal (what a thrill!)
Our performance was mostly pigswill
If the playoffs were there
They aren't now, to be fair
Have our players and fans lost the will?

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

Save for Nestory's goal (what a thrill!)
Our performance was mostly pigswill
If the playoffs were there
They aren't now, to be fair
Have our players and fans lost the will?

#watfordfc #watford #efl

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

@DNSYE_podcast https://t.co/kuAzmGO57o

[Watford Limericks @wfclimericks]

My poem was almost complete
Its aim: to make light of defeat
Then Vivaldo was there
With a little fanfare
But the feelings are still quite downbeat

#watfordfc #watford #efl