Marissa Pink

Autistic ISFJ who's obsessed with her dog. Lover of books, photography, and tea. Clumsy. Awkward. Sarcoma survivor; DFSP Unicorn. Blue dot in a Red state.

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐗 ♟️♟️ @JoNExfundz]

the cruel irony of being autistic is that we need to ask WHY because no-one gives us enough context or clarity, but when we do ask WHY we're accused of being difficult or questioning authority

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.

When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.

The system is rigged.

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

IDGAF! Nobody on earth needs a trillion dollars.

Tax the fuck out of him

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Gotta admit, I’m glad they’re stripping Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center while he’s still alive and coherent enough to feel the burn.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Hunter Biden is proof that what doesn’t kill you, makes you funnier.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

NEW RULE FOR DEMOCRATS:
When they go low, we go whatever level Hunter Biden is at.

[Marissa Pink @wfpinky]

Also we’re not even going to talk about the amount of money my patient portal shows I have in collections bc I absolutely will completely shut down if I think about it anymore. I feel like I’m going to throw up y’all.

[Marissa Pink @wfpinky]

Any other #Cancer patients legitimately have a full blown panic attack anytime they get an automated email reminder about an upcoming appointment? My appointment isn’t until August and I had to take a full dose of Valium just to stop hyperventilating 😭🫠 not even kidding

[CJP @cockroaches____]

The greatest trick in modern politics wasn’t making people choose sides.
It was convincing exhausted, overworked, underpaid people that their enemy is the person next door instead of the problems right in front of them.
Keep us arguing over pronouns, personalities, and culture-war headlines while groceries rise, debt grows, wars continue, and trust collapses.
The joke was never on the left or the right.
The joke was on all of us.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Marissa Pink @wfpinky]

I think @CAH needs to collab with Matt Dinniman and release a DCC pack. Imagine the chaos…

[Marissa Pink @wfpinky]

Y’all yesterday we introduced my 3 year old nephew to @cher by playing Tip & Oh and other music videos. He LOVED Turn Back Time but we eventually had to turn it off because he kept pointing and yelling “PRETTY BUTT” every time she turned around 😂💀

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I used to think I loved helping people because I was just a kind person. Then I learned ADHD brains get dopamine from solving problems, being needed, and making things better. So now I know I am kind and chemically rewarded.

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN split screen of Trump saying he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation and Vance claiming that Trump didn’t say that.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Every once in a while, I like to watch this video clip of Joe Biden comforting a grieving Parkland family to remind myself what compassionate leadership looks like.

This is the stuff I truly miss.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus?

Trump: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Elizabeth Banks just broke down the SAVE Act… and it should alarm every American.

[Deann @CarpeDeann]

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

[Marissa Pink @wfpinky]

@Spotify The entire Death Becomes Her soundtrack has been my hyperfixation since it released 🤣