if you have an issue with the new face covering rules, please bring it up with the CDC, or Laura Kelly, just not the 16 year old restaurant host who gets paid minimum wage🥰
“You’re 19 you’ve got time.” Okay but i want to spend as much of my time with someone i love. Like I’m only here for one life and one life isn’t long enough to love someone.
*sees cattle grouped together close to the fence line*
City folk - “Awww look at the cute cows all together!!”
Me, a Midwestern Intellectual- “The girls have gathered...the storm must be close”