Swag Money

most tweets for comedic purposes; all stories based on true events || Texas A&M Former Student

[Swag Money @WGerro]

It's 2038. You go visit your kid at Texas A&M. Johnny Manziel is president of the university. OFOs coach the football team and brought 3 national championships. The Starbucks line in Evans backs up to lot 100. A campus squirrel is now head yell leader. https://t.co/zRdAaE9R85

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at Texas. Speedway is still under construction. Every sports team has a McCoy as their captain. Sixth street now borders west campus. Tuition includes a free electric scooter. Albino squirrels are so common it is now good luck to see a normal one https://t.co/0YZwAoL91b

[Swag Money @WGerro]

@AggieFootball
They had us in the first half. I’m not gonna lie

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Getting active on “x” means doing my due diligence when they recommend accounts to follow…

This is a #messi household and it will stay that way 😤

[Swag Money @WGerro]

If @elonmusk has so much “money”, tell me why tf I still see ads on my tl….?

(this is a hill I will die on)

[Swag Money @WGerro]

#jurassicworldlivetour

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Texas A&M is winning the National Championship this year. I’m calling it. My mind will not be changed.

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Decided to be active on here again. Just now finding out about this whole “X” business. Are these still called tweets? Someone help

[Swag Money @WGerro]

One of these men lives rent free in my mind. The other is @Harry_Styles

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Thanks, Harry!

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

“We are what we think, therefore think excellence.”
– Dorothy and Artie McFerrin ’65
#MondayMotivation

[Swag Money @WGerro]

I did thanks to @getchershineon 😌

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

Did you know: Nearly 2,500 brands from some of Texas' most famous ranches decorate the walls of the Kleberg Animal & Food Sciences Center, home of @tamuansc: https://t.co/YftAiXxOfq #tamu

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Not very honorable, beautiful, OR highest of Amy Coney Barrett to revoke a woman’s constitutional right to an abortion. I feel as if this constitutes a lifetime membership being rescinded ????? @KappaDeltaHQ

*P.S. can we plz remove her from the notable member list on Wikipedia*

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Angry. Broken-hearted. Disappointed. Not backing down.

[Taniel @Taniel]

The final paragraph of the three liberals' Dobbs dissent:

"With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent. "

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Ironic that the country represented by lady liberty doesn’t actually value the rights of its female population

[Swag Money @WGerro]

We need an American Girl Doll that is OSHA forklift certified

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Only appropriate way to let the world know you have a significant other is by hard launching it on your wedding day

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

Fourteen years ago, Mike Fossum ’80 and his fellow astronauts aboard the @Space_Station woke up to the sounds of the Spirit of Aggieland.

After the song, @astro_aggie shared kind words from space to Aggies around the world! #tamu

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Mark my words: six months from today, (June 7, 2022) I WILL be able to do the worm

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Your body is a temple. My body is a rainforest cafe 😌

[Swag Money @WGerro]

I’ll say what some others might be afraid to - the mascara IS better than sex

[Swag Money @WGerro]

Starting @GameOfThrones for the first time ever.
Initial thoughts: STRONG opening