Wesley

“The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction”

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

Pinned https://t.co/Fl6RJOt9EJ

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

yea your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment

[Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer]

American football tends to be a test of two highly functional organizations to see which is even more efficient, like Walmart vs. Costco.

Soccer tends to be a tragic struggle against the malignity of random fate, like Serbia vs. the Ottoman Empire.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

England has some of the highest bog coverage of any country, yet the Democratic Republic of the Congo contains the world’s largest bogs in absolute terms. Not sure who to support here

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@CTachio83984 @relaxedbro25 thoughts?

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 I didn’t know that was the reason that’s awesome

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

If she’s not catching print she’s catching another man’s attention #insecure #showerthoughts

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 My initial reaction was you’re wrong but I haven’t been able to think of a counter point yet

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 This guy gets it

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 Amen to that brother. I’ve got it all figured out

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

I’m not sure Thierry Henry is going to last 5 weeks working with Alexi Lalas 😳

[CEO MUSK @MUSKVISION62]

There’s really no reason not to show Trumps reaction to everything

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

What Americans mean when they say they “live somewhere rural”

[CEO MUSK @MUSKVISION62]

I have to pee but I can’t right now or else I might “break the seal” and have to pee again in the near future. I need to remain having to pee to avoid this fate at all costs

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 Great bit

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

Dear Flight Attendants,
No eggnog? Just say so.
NO NEED FOR THAT LOOK

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Yes I’m white.
Yes I eat:

Chicken Tikka Masala
Mango Lassi
Garlic Naan
California Roll
Street Tacos
“Birria”
Lamb over Rice
General Tso

Sincerely, one of the good ones.

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 Depends if you know how to jockey

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 Depends if you know how to jockey

[Wesley @Wesleyww12]

@relaxedbro25 Zach disagrees