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[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

What percent of Americans could say the pledge of allegiance correctly off the cuff? Less than 20% I think

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Happy pride month to hydration breaks

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Clean sheets is up there for best ever sports term. Everybody loves clean sheets. Soccer or not.

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Turkey wanting to be called Türkiye to not be confused with the bird is absolutely hilarious.

We should be naming more birds after existing countries and making it their problem.

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Trying this new thing where I put my dirty clothes in the hamper AFTER I leave them on the floor next to it for a bit.

Can’t give the wife the satisfaction of doing it right the first time.

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

We all deserve someone who loves us despite our lack of success as much as the Falcons love Kyle Pitts

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Is J.K. Rowling the biggest one hit wonder since Harper Lee or what

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Grapes have to be biggest GMO beneficiaries when it comes the fruit family

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

When someone gets done blowing their nose just say “woah there Louis Armstrong” and enjoy the chorus of laughter that follows

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Apple CarPlay killed the radio

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

A round of golf costs the same whether you shoot a 72 or a 104. The worse you are, the more bang for the buck you get so why should I try and improve

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Unless you’re @Wesleyww12

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Girls have it wayyy easier if they sneeze during a pee

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

15 years since the Mavs won their title… something special about your team winning before you kiss a girl. There was nothing else to care but sports #MFFL

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Who possibly gets more boos than Trump the during the national anthem in game 4? I’m sayin Zach Wilson

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

*climbs 5/6 of the way up a mountain to spend the day telling everyone else it’s not worth it, turn around!*

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Lost his fastball

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Dumocrat. You take the E out and you don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually. You don't need it.

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Every single opinion I’ve ever had is not my own and directly reflects the views of my employer

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

Is horse jockeying a full time job or is it a hobby #kentuckyderby

[Chill guy @relaxedbro25]

All friends should kiss