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@hthieblot Altavista

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@ick_real Silencers on guns don't work like on TV or movies.

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@archer_rs It's some of the same people, though.

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@NBA Scored 35 and still wound up -7 in an 8 point loss.

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@thebigjohnnyd A beloved product that worked properly? Surely you're not talking about Google Chrome?

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@OrevaZSN I agree with this about 90% of the time. The one major exception is streaming services. These need to be apps (and usually aren't) because running through a browser uses too much CPU overhead.

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@NichoRoessler I guess you missed the part where he gave up three runs and lost. 3 runs in 5-1/3 is mediocre at best. He needs a lot better than that to be back on track. Part of a pitcher's job is getting out of jams caused by errors.

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@RichardC97070 @archer_rs "Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about..."
Ding!

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@archer_rs No book worth even opening can be summarized in 100 words.

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@OptaSTATS @Dodgers Only three other players have started a game as a pitcher and batted leadoff, and none of them were regular pitchers.

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Progressive has a new ad repeating the idiotic urban legend that the average person swallows eight spiders a year in their sleep. Just to be clear, people virtually never swallow spiders in their sleep.

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@intothecrevasse Not everyone in the world follows soccer/football. I couldn't identify more than two or three soccer players. I wouldn't recognize Mbappe or Zinedane if they walked by me in the street.

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@VintageRockN_85 Nobody. Everyone has their own taste and no one (in any field) appeals to everyone.

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@anon_opin I had literally never heard of Coco Pops until I read this thread. When I was a kid we had General Mills Cocoa Puffs and Kelloggs Cocoa Krispies.

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@lanechanged Drive throughs are just the tip of the iceberg. CD covers, recipes on food packaging, the thermostat in my apartment...

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@AlTheBoss03 Secretariat winning the Belmont. But how will that help you guess my age?

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@MadelaineLucyH Society allows people to be negative or indifferent towards cats, but not dogs.

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The Orioles are on pace to give up 335 doubles, which would be the second worst total in MLB history (the top two and three of the top five were in the notorious offensive year of 1930).

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@ThatEricAlper Squeeze, Last Time Forever

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@kittykareninas AI detection programs use AI themselves, which is a big problem because Large Language Models don't actually work.