Will Campbell

[Will Campbell @wgsoup]

If you’re looking for an emotional breakdown I’ve got a movie for you.

[Will Campbell @wgsoup]

A surefire way to get me to hang up is by asking if I’ve tried it on internet explorer

[Will Campbell @wgsoup]

Texas: you either die in another state or you live long enough for your body to form an allergic reaction to everything

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A big win for the Trump administration. Their platform just "doubled" https://t.co/gQd2o2JQFc

[Will Campbell @wgsoup]

I just don't think crop tops for men have stood the test of time

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@crankalank52 @Mattbhip Now i need to find a prize..

[Will Campbell @wgsoup]

@Mattbhip If you can guess one of my other top three you win a prize

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Fun fact: a new state hasn't entered the union since Hawaii in 1959, putting us in the largest state drought in history

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@Mattbhip Says someone who's never seen the Rescuers Down Under

[Texas Soccer @TexasSoccer]

That feeling when you're 9-0 and the ONLY unbeaten/untied team left in NCAA Division I! #RAMPED

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S: can you check the east wing of the house?
W: you mean the 500 square feet of area right there?
S: yep

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Pancakes without gluten make me sad

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Remnants of past me. I can only hope that they made it through the carpet before Sydney found out

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I live in a dome now.

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#HomeAwayRunners #runcation #TeamHomeAway

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#austinoriginalskbc

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I made it @mwkinman #Lagunitas

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@WholeFoodsATX Where are the chicken poppers today? #wheredempoppersat #popperwithdrawl

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@mwkinman ready for the chocopacalypse #Dove #midmorningpickmeup #amidoingthisright

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After placing a bulk order for dog poop bags I've come to the realization that my dog will poop at least 900 times..