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fanning the flames since 2001.

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whoever’s on aux at the airport rn needs to pull it together. why are we playing john legend’s all of me immediately after smells like teen spirit

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fuck it. villain arc.

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why does the delta safety video guy sound exactly like randall park

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there is no war in basingse kind of year

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third wheeling on my friends is fun because they get to hold hands and i get to contemplate jumping in front of traffic

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@_uhmon @emocart00ngf tap in

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does duolingo teach love languages because man i’m dogshit at the words one

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it’s not fair that i never got to drink at mars 2112 and jekyll & hyde. yeah i was like 12 but even young me could appreciate a good theme space…… bring back tacky times square i miss the whimsy and horror of it all

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it’s not all about the money spiderman

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goodnight mice in the walls that used to give me 1984 rat cage nightmares

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it’s all fun and games until @emocart00ngf and i start exchanging nightly “i’m losing it” messages

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evening plans: texting a man then throwing my phone across the room and thinking about what i’ve done.

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twinks have too much power in manhattan

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introducing alex to the concept of texting back

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manager asked me to get active in our teams group again bc the chat has been boring so i’m changing my title

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still waiting for dr lawyer mother ceo bridget mendler to make her return to pop music

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bag of shredded cheese for dinner :) 56g of protein :) and then there are, of course, the horrors

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STOP CALLING A PILE OF UNDRESSED MIXED GREENS A “SIDE SALAD”!!! THATS JUST FUCKING LETTUCE!!!!!!

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seattle i am here and have once again underestimated your uber prices