Whoever designed Drift as a TDM map:
I hope your pillow is hot, I hope your phone charger has to be at a certain angle to charge, I hope every soda you drink is shaken up, I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket, I hope the zipper on your jacket breaks.
6'5 (tall) attractive (handsome, cute, and beautiful) rich (5 billion in the bank) 250 pound (1% bodyfat) gaming warlord dominates the VALORANT ranked queues with an insane ace
@1chip_ 4'11 (short) unattractive (ugly, chopped, and stinky) broke ($5 in the bank) 420 pound (67% bodyfat) gaming peasant barely survives the VALORANT ranked queues with a lucky 1v4