Emma Hecht

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

All in favor of a reboot? @theofficenbc #SNL

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

I made a Spotify playlist of every song played, sang, or referenced in The Office so that's what I've been doing for the past 2 days

https://t.co/c9jAwG0Mwz

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Which color is "whorish?" #TheOffice

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

You know what eats a large part of the day? Naps. You go to sleep and it's light out. You wake up and it's dark.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I knew exactly what to do. But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'll catch you on the flippity flip.

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

me in any discussion based course

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

My mind is going a mile an hour.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

@dancinggirl_98 God bless, thank you for this information ����

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

Doctor: now breathe normally
Me: *forgets how to breathe normally* so that's how many breaths per hour?
Doc: how's that going to help you

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

Sometimes I'm self-conscious about my windshield wiper speed

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

Me: It was my understanding that if I got my tonsils out I wouldn't get strep as much
Dr: Why did you think that
Me: It was my understanding

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

Nothing exciting happens when you turn 19. At least at 18 you can finally check out DVDs from the library.

[Jenna Brevitz @dancinggirl_98]

I only have two moods: "10 hour naps" or "Sleep is for the weak"

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

@dancinggirl_98 I mean... yeah

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

Goldfish must have a good time listening to Christian radio. The 3 sec memory probably lets them forget that the same song played 4 min ago

[Emma Hecht @whaaatthehecht]

@zhommer maybe "stalking" is exactly the reason I don't post