Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲

toasted mostly

[Joe☭🔻 @ScottishCommie]

It took 30 tomahawks to martyr Khamenei. Took multiple bunker busters to martyr Sayed Nasrallah. It took multiple squads, tanks, and an airstrike to martyr Sinwar. You see how much they fear revolutionaries that they need all of that to kill only one man?

[GL @gldivittorio]

Would be pretty hard for Trump to make a statement with Netanyahu’s dick so far down his throat

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

You just created a million ayatollahs

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

The Pistons got a roster full of guys who grew up wearing basketball shorts under their jeans and got around town riding on the handlebars of somebody else’s bike

[AugustFanon @AugustFanon]

"All that 'kill the rich', that's the easy shit." --billy woods

[lauren @lionsdaylight]

gonna get sentenced to death before i see any detroit team win a championship

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

Breakfast mountain dew from Blake’s (on landscaper mode) made my mouth taste like blood

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

A band tonight said “we have tapes. Come find us if you want one.” And then left immediately after their set

[wuf @bong_rot]

You know who else was a Carpenter who spoke against fascism?

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

Monday morning… time for Chemicals

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Being a lifelong loser is really freeing. I have no idea what Slack even looks like. I’ve never had to “circle back” on anything. Just job after job where one of your coworkers might try to fistfight you but there’s not a pitch deck in sight

[goobie @Chicken_Gabe]

curb episode where larry accidentally smokes charlie kirk

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

& I hope that happens to more of them

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

@aauswan windshield wipers switch opening the sunroof 🫩

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

Got oil from dollar general now my cruise control don’t work

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

@MiggyFoShiggy

[Zack🇵🇸🇦🇲 @whackzance]

This website sucks now man. Haha remember when they did surgery on a grape

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me