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@DougBenson Category Idea: "No Mohr" The films of Jay Mohr

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If you're going to be weird you have to be aggressively weird. No one likes a casual weirdo

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Im like fine china. To be appreciated for generations

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"I always wanted a crayon so I could write 9" If confusion could kill my arse would be dead

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Would you rather: Never being able to re-enter a building u BM'ed in OR only listening to Nickelback for the rest of your life #ChooseNLose

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Theres two types of ppl in this world: those who think they feed and those who think they assault the toilet #AttackingBowls

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I feel like not being of knocking boots age when SmashMouth was a thing made me miss out on so much innuendo.

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jack johnson, john mayer, jason mraz are all Dave Matthews offshoots. Point being all music begins and ends with Dave Matthews

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Its impossible to be pleased with people when your standard of sweetness is Akon's voice. Nothing compares. #AkonOrHighway

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@Plague_Mouse That a fake language?

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I like measuring intelligence by comparing one's mental capacity to that of a slice of toast.

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In a way the most responsible dog owner is the homeless dog owner.

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Kid asks me today "Do you believe in magic tricks?" Had to inform him that magic tricks are indeed a real thing.

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New Zealanders have the best accent.

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I never got into rap. I think it's because I only appreciate rhyming when it happens by accident.

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I thought my forearm game was on point. I was wrong.

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These thai ppl gave me four sets of utensils. Jokes on them, only for one #ThaiAfterTennis

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"Its yours 4 the taking" "Get back in there champ" Youve survived tougher" "Fire up those engines". My cough drops REALLY believe in me

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What if my passion is complaining? #criticisms

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One day I'll get ripped. Until then Pizza #SliceLife