Whaleback Waddy

attempts at being a human. absurd's the word. 85% birds, apparently.

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"Oh, those Russians!" - Boney M

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@VickiAnn57 @MSNBC Yeah it quickly went from my eyes rolling to the back of my head at the utterance of “no nonsense policies” to an oh snap moment. Not sure what to make of the creepy stares 🤣 but loved the unblinking pin chuck.

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@VickiAnn57 @MSNBC

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So yeah, EOC branding & snazzy packaging is totally just a dirty trick to make you momentarily excited to buy Eight O’ Clock coffee @WhompThatSucker

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first tweet in 2 years! thanks to the ya’lls that didn’t unfollow me in the meantime 🤤🤯🥳🤪🤩 #notdeadyet #mumstheword 👻👻

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None of Them Knew They Were Targaryens / #GOT #MrBungle mashup
#GOTseason7

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when your cat is eating & she has a blissed out expression like that fancy feast pâté chicken liver tastes as good as pizza

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and then there are the true unsung eclipse idiots, those that read a few headlines & decided it was dangerous to even be outside during one

[everybird (retired) @_everybird_]

BIRD #5,060
Chimney Swift
(Chaetura pelagica)

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So, it's about time we bring "dag" back, rite rite?

[Nature @PBSNature]

In honor of #WorldOceansDay, learn about some of their largest inhabitants: https://t.co/MCjTyYdvGM

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Sing it, Comey!
#DontLeaveMeAloneWithTrump

Sparks - Don't Leave Me Alone wth Her [HQ Audio] https://t.co/V2avZvO5to

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never felt like I needed alone time from a cat before #tonkinese

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One hides in a bush,
The other hides in the curtains

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feel like I'm late to the party on this, but has anyone proposed a @CatfishMTV coffee shop tour of the country? @NevSchulman @maxjoseph

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betch that's no goose on your shirt, looks like a crane to me! #SNL #birderproblems #birdmisidentification #SNLcritique @nbcsnl

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

🎵CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY
YOU'RE TAKING ONE DOWN
YOU SING A SAD SONG JUST TO TURN IT AROUND🎵

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How does #SNL do a Carmen Sandiego / Conway sketch & not use the word dossier once? #missedopportunity @nbcsnl

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Enjoying this Earth Day with the sweet song of a white-throated sparrow right outside my window 🌏

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https://t.co/HW7WZCtcbn

Let's try this again... #aesthetic