whalefacts69

Your daily whale facts. All 100% factual!

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Whales do not use q-tips because they are to small for their ears. Yes, whales of ears…

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Whales poop is a lot bigger than human poop... Facts only here

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This is not a whale

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Fact of the day: Whales are not related to dogs

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Whales are typically not put in home aquariums. #whalesarebig

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Asking for a friend, can whales eat ass???

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Whales cannot suck their own toes because they do not have toes #whalesarebig

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*socks

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Whales can not wear ankle sucks simply do to the fact they don’t have ankles #whalesarebig

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Whales can’t crop dust each other. Simply because the bubbles from the farts go directly towards the surface. #whalesarebig

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Onions don’t make whales cry #whalesarebig

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Whales can be used as a flotation device #whalefact

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This is not a whale #welovewhales

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Whales can’t ride horses.... they would squish them

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Whales don’t listen to Cardi B #whalesarebig

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Whales can swim #didyouknow

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Whales can not stub their toes #whaleproblems

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This is not a whale #whalesarebig

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Whales can’t use urinals #whalesarebig

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Whales can not wear socks due to the fact they do not have feet #themoreyouknow