mom, navy wife, professor, calamitous oeconomicus, southside chgo girl, dance party planner, petticoat overlord, arbitrager of obsolescent semi-perishable foods
@heIpfullandlord@TheREDevGUY “I didn’t know my motorcycle & all its spare parts would stain the carpet” this gem came from my 1st tenant, my oldest son
@Martyfields My Dad was reading it late at night one night not knowing all of us kids had the flu. About midnight we all starting puking one after another. My mom said he just about came unglued.
@ClarkLonda@MrPitbull07 Maybe, but you should serve him an appetizer in squares. We had grilled cheese and tomato soup shots. Totally could be squares instead of triangles!
@BikerChick888@MrPitbull07 My children loved the look of martini glasses. So we made many ma'tinis of lemonade with a slice of lemon. Whenever anyone would come over and I'd ask if they wanted a drink, they'd excitedly ask, "is it my turn to make the ma'tini Mom?
@Squeeze1i Not me reading Marilyn Monroe bio,7th grade Catholic school, became obsessed w chapstick & blond hair. Nuns telling me I shouldn't read it but couldn't/wouldn't explain why. I kept reading & would wear Mom's high heels school after going home for lunch & dye my hair w lemon juice
@BoomerDivvies Amen. My dad straight up told us that. & he told us, when we’re gone you will have money, but you will still need to work. Straightforward