Cate

[Cate @what_da_FALK]

The fact that opossums wear fingerless gloves 🙏🏼

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore

[corb @awshuqs]

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[yves 🐛 @manzanei]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[Brendan Cobbina @iamcobbina]

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[Cate @what_da_FALK]

Sometimes I wonder if thymine feels left out when the DNA is being transcribed

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

by six weeks… bigger eggplants

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i bloody knew it

[Cate @what_da_FALK]

Squid pro quo

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

I reference episodes of SpongeBob, like a Monk quoting ancient proverbs to people seeking spiritual guidance