Ladies, kalau your man keluar melepak lama sgt and you nak suruh dia balik cepat, you have to motivate him to come home. Send sekeping dua gambar sexy you. Tease him. Laju la karang dia balik.
Hari ni my sister and friends dok menyumpah LRT sebab ada delay. Been there, done that. Serik dh naik train ulang alik gi office. Once I sangkut kat Masjid Jamek sampai pukul 11pm. Nasib baik my ex offered to pick me up walaupun dia duduk jauh.
I bukan the clingy and jealous type of wife. Hubs nak pi lepak mamak dgn geng ke, nak main futsal ke bola ke, nak jumpa kawan lama ke, I have no issue at all. Dia pergi outstation pun we takde video call ke, texting all the time. Weโre like that. Rimas clingy bagai ni.
My nephew ni asyikla dok menyanyi โmak kau hijau, bapak kau biruโ yg mana I rasa tak kelakar pun. Tapi since mak bapak dia pun tak kisah, I peduli ape kan.
Adik ipar (perempuan) tiba-tiba datang rumah takde inform ape. Dia masuk rumah tgk I pakai baju sleeveless dgn boy shorts terus dia mcm โEh sexynya!โ sambil tgk I atas bawah.
Eh you ni dahla dtg tiberrr je lepas tu nak sound2 I pulek.
Tido bercuddle-cuddle ni kan, propa je lebih tau. Panas & rimas lagi ade la. Especially bila dua-dua tido tak berbaju, melekit tepek kulit. Rimas ya.
Hubs: Ayang, malam ni nak 3x la.
Me: Tinggi betul cita-cita. Lepas sekali pun terus tido berdengkur nak 3x. *roll eyes*
Hubs: Hehehehe..
But of course, dia bagi la wife dia puas dulu.