what the whit

Backwoods Southern lawyer, mom, wife, believer in science & humanity. Little blue dot in a gerrymandered red state.

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

@taylornation13 I had the best day with you today 🫶🏻 #erastour #eldestdaughter + #youngestchild #gelsenkirchenN3 #SectionTRow13 #sequinsareforever #TSLifeofaShowgirl 💃 🪩

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

@WhiteHouse @nytimes @ChrisVanHollen We are living in an Idiocracy.

[Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg]

Students taking final exams have my deepest sympathy today. If you're taking a con law exam, that goes double. I'd be tempted to write "F*ck it all" on a con law exam if I were taking one. Seems like an "A" answer right about now.

#lawtwitter #RoeVWade #SCOTUS

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

@CrumblCookies great cookies but sturdier boxes please! The box almost collapsed in on itself when I was carrying it to the car and then I had to hit the brakes once in traffic and this was the result 🙁 #sad #thatshowthecookiecrumblsiguess

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

what if we get joe manchin and kyrsten sinema in two separate rooms and tell them the other one cracked. have we tried that

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

Yessss

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I’m not going to tell anyone when I’m vaccinated in case I need an excuse not to hang out.

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

Diane Keaton 💀

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

We’re never going back to wearing neckties, right? I mean newscasters, politicians & Diane Keaton can keep doing it if they want, but the necktie thing is stupid and looks ridiculous with sweatpants.

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

@tonyposnanski Making it a drinking game so I can pass out. How many “antifa”s does it take to drown out the whining and perfidy? 🤔

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

Me and my social anxiety feel this on an uncomfortable level

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

@SmartLess I live for all the roasting y’all unleash upon each other, but maybe you could occasionally let the guest actually answer @SeanHayes’s questions. Even a blind 🐿 finds a 🌰 once in a while, amirite? ❤️, your listener in NC 🙃 #makingmegoogledavidsinclairpatents #BYEEE

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

When the Capitol is cleared and secured, and the joint session of Congress and the electoral vote count is completed, the House and the Senate should proceed immediately to the impeachment and removal of @realDonaldTrump.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Anymore objections, or do you assholes want to get this over with as quickly as possible?

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

#ChooseYourHumansWisely

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The perfect ad doesn’t ex— https://t.co/zngLM0JEgV

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

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[Ciarán the Masked Shadow Sorcerer @notagain127]

Today I learned...

The white man in this photo was Peter Norman from Australia who finished 2nd the 1968 200m final. Norman stood in solidarity with the American Black athletes. It was Norman who suggested, when discovered they only had 1 pair of gloves, to each wear one. (cont)

[Stefon on 2020 @StefonOn2020]

West Point's hottest club is The Ramp. Very long & steep, and most importantly, very slippery, it has everything (except for a handrail.) Tiny steps. Momentum! A man for whom "running" is metaphorical and usually refers to something - a casino, a country - he ran into the ground.

[Jonathan Rosa @DrJonathanRosa]

If your proposed response to “systemic” or “institutional” discrimination focuses on modifying individual behaviors, then you do not understand the meaning of systemic or institutional

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

I saw lots of people in my neighborhood this morning. I got some nods, a few waves, and cars moving over to give me space. I decidedly was not chased down by assholes with guns.

Y’all, I am not a runner but today, #IRunWithMaud

[what the whit @what_the_whit]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Huck. He saw a spider. Refusing to buckle pup until it is removed from the vehicle. 12/10 perfectly reasonable