medium naturals

born to jest forced to joust

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

back to school dream line up

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

@GlitchedDeals its 25 off of 50, for new members only

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

yall cant even be bothered to make your automated rejection email to say which position your algorithm decided i wasn't qualified for. damn

[!SCREAMY @screamy10101]

Four chicks in green Stun in the New York Streets.

[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[✧ @Redhibition]

@fluffygirlpaws Isn’t Charlie Kirk’s fursona a beaver? 😭

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

my goat is clean- NOT washed

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

@JacobWFowler adding to her story from heaven

[Scaley🫧 @ZanyScales]

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[Gym @starfish_hero]

@dribrats77 My girl got mad at me because she could tell I was listening to Bodhisattva in my head during sex by the rhythm of my strokes

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

hounddog by elvis presley reads like an elementary schooler diss track. the only person besides a grown man from tennessee that says "you aint never caught a rabbit and you aint no friend of mine" is an 8 year old girl to another 8 year old girl

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Seinfeld "The Strap" 1/2
(repost)

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

porn has totally ruined the suffix -hub for me the local library has a flyer up for a program called Teen Hub and i did a double take

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

checking my bank account to see if i can go have a meal with my friends in a few weeks

[George Roush @GeorgeRoush]

I watched a coked out Aretha Franklin (God rest her soul) absolutely rip through "My Country Tis of thee" at Barack Obama's inauguration as my (90s liberal) 4th teacher kept nervously glancing over at the lone black kid in the class, hoping he would approve, not knowing that kid would grow up to be a white nationalist.

Meanwhile, I was at the back of the class not paying attention because I had just figured out what a "VPN" was, and after downloading a copious amount of questionable software to my school-issued Apple ibook G4, finally had access to https://t.co/nnBgMVROUK, and was playing "Sniper Assassin".

Sometimes thereafter, we went out to recess and played four-square. One of my other friends walked up to the lone black kid and said "hey I'm sorry for racism. My dad was racist because he said he didn't want Obama and voted for McCain"

To which the black kid replied "my dad voted for McCain too"

Life was simple back then.

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

@pukyutanbubuyog serving wayne thiebaud realness

[medium naturals @whataboutrosy]

how imma be moving til my next paycheck