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[Maheen @yellowpagal_]

when u take a shower and half of your hair lowkey say goodbye to u

[hussain @hussainbourdain]

they sexualised the word daddy sm my kids will have to call me sheikh salman abid mera matlab salman abid

[hussain @hussainbourdain]

Thinking of when mustafa babar posted on insta saying "kya hum azaad hain" and someone in the replies said aapko midsummer chaos banane dediya is se zyada kya azadi chahiye hai

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

when ur card declines in therapy bcs meezan bank decided its unislamic

[Delphine @grandebougie]

La sauce tomate sait lorsque vous portez un tee-shirt blanc.
Ne me demandez pas pourquoi mais elle sait.

[. @rijaayy]

Indrive krwai cousin ki ride mil gai free mein chor ke aya 😭😭😂

[yash @stfujaadu]

kehndi odysseus ghar tak raah bana de

[PrayRona @PrayRona_]

sorry but my mind went straight to

[Abdullah Mullanee @aamullanee]

A plumber invited me to lead his Nikah. I told him to keep everyone in the hall ready. I'll be there sometime between 9 am and 5 pm.

[Waseem Harami @Waseem_Harami23]

My cat murdered a kawwa today and our house was being invaded by the crows

Aur mera bille kawwe ki lash samne rakh kar baith gya 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Entire Kawwa Baradari of Sialkot invaded us today

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you need a sense of humour to get through this crazy world

[char @taypookiee]

when i said i want england v france i did not mean in the third place playoff...

[tide @yoovol]

everyone cheer up england will steal the trophy for their museum or whatever

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

petition to end football matches at the 80th minute

[rameen 🐝 @rameenwhile]

england first team to fumble it against argentina so badly themselves they can't even thisisrigged-gate their way out of it

[sh @jafribois]

England tujhe diana ke na haq qatal ka waasta

[refentse @refentsek_]

these things are very speakable kylian, very speakable…

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

I tripped on the street during my commute to work this morning and FIFA just awarded Argentina a penalty

[EGYPTHQ @EgyptCEO]

the world hasn’t been this British since the British Empire

[Hassan. @Heyitshassan]

Finally adopting my parent's vocabulary "do mint luck sida karlaan, haye Meri lat gayi, haye Meri baan gayi, menu chakar aray ney"