Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law

Using twitter as a distraction until I slip into the void. @gonerjams @superfictionusa / IG: @whatamidylan

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

No lie, being able to add the little decorations to your house in
The Sims like tissue boxes & shoe racks & bowls of fruit literally makes me rock fucking hard dude..

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

smokin big doinks, 2017

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

@MotionCityMusic The ending of Time Turned Fragile has my favorite lyrics ever

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is what unmedicated adhd feels like

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

@BaezaAdam Saw both Bob Sanders and Luck in the comments I think we’re cursed 😭

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Television peaked in 2009 when The Deadliest Warrior staged a fight between The IRA and The Taliban.

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

Insane how my grandparents could’ve founded some multinational investment firm or real estate dynasty like 60 years ago but instead chose generational bag fumbling, like dude you had no distractions and every opportunity what were you even doing?? I’m sick just thinking about it

[Jody Himself Again @LostArtLostBoy]

people complaining about this is crazy to me. without previews how will i lean over to my buddy and go “yeah im seein that” or “uh… no thanks!”

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

I know my mans is nice with a controller I can tell

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

Just found out Zohran Mamdani is the same age as me, what do you mean you’re running for mayor? Brother hop on the game we gotta run some ranked

[𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪 ⚛︎ ☪︎ 𓃵 @relinquishedrse]

Me at the movie theatre when someone needs to step over my legs.

[jack @kiIIrhythm]

20 years 🐐

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

Dude this app fucking sucks now this must’ve been what it was like living a decade after the Roman Empire fell

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

Being a dude is talking to someone you’ve been friends with for 17 years and realizing you’ve never been to the movies together lmao

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Val Kilmer has sadly passed away at the age of 65.

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

Dodgers are back baby you know what that means!!
(traffic is gonna be ass by my house for the next 6 months)

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There may not be a god but at least I have nerds gummy clusters

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

I hate eBay vintage resellers, calling something covered in dog piss “distressed” should net you a jail sentence