The Real Egg

Just an egg looking to crack some people up with laughter xoxo

[The Real Egg @whatanegg1]

@cooploupelle are you cracked in the melon? Be nice to egg-ery one! #therealegg

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@tam_tam0143 egg-ceptionally said mamii_TT #therealegg

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@kylepeaker06 it's like your a cel-egg-brity! Great that your feeling the love! #newyearnewegg #therealegg

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@scx___ not as sexy as the yolk that's under these whites ;) #scandy #sexualized #therealegggonerogue

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@scx___ @SoundCloud egg-cellent job!!!!! better than the first one! #nicki2.0 #therealegg

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@DanceBabe3 considering I'm in a carton of 12 not lonely at all #therealegg

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@DanceBabe3 every time I try to get into a relationship with a fellow friend they always seem to eat me #imscrambled #therealegg

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@MadisonDorencec whenever I hit my head I seem to crack! #lifeasanegg #softshell #therealegg

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@kenadygeorge9 eat an egg! It'll calm you down! #foodhelps #therealegg

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@jensiims @Tata_Nelson I get it! I provide nourishment and get no thanks #sadlife #niceegg #therealegg

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@NikkiRejman that happened last time I went into a boiling pot! My top layer came off! #unfortunate #whoops #therealegg

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@ajeanpalanixo happy birthday! Hope you had an egg-cellent day! #birthdaywishes #therealegg

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@KKJTRKKJ food is forever #eggs #pray #love #therealegg

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@chelseaburgie I was fried sunny side up today! It was gr8 #delicious #therealegg

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@hopelarocque_ @toriithomas it's the yolk that counts! #prettyontheinside #prettyontheoutside #therealegg

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@paolababiee I wish I had a butt for someone to touch.. #lonelylife #lonelydays #lonelyegg #therealegg

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@ciaraasoltys eggs are always good company #egg-ceptionalfood #foodmakeseverythingbetter #therealegg

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@KKJTRKKJ you know what makes me happy? Bacon and toast #egg-cellent #therealegg

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@scx___ crack down and tell them how you feel! #shellshock #therealegg

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@alannaakirley @scx___ it's an egg-cellent track #nicki2.0 #therealegg