Sally Kroner

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

So close...

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@mikepompeo Nice punctuation. Did you graduate high school. Are you an idiot.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

GREAT PRIME DAY DEALS AT AMAZON!!!

Median worker salary = only $29,007!
Hour of minimum-wage labor = only $15!
Annual turnover rate = only 150%!
Unionized employees = [SORRY NONE IN STOCK]
Bottle for drivers to pee in = only $8.99!
CEO's earnings every minute = only $152,207!

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@MariahRirianais Wow great article. I could identify with a lot of that.

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@billyeichner I think you forgot to put pants on for this.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

So you're for it?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Me reading Matt Gaetz’s Venmo history

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@ColeLeoBurge From 2 minutes to one minute?

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I’m sorry, whose anger is on trial here? The person who killed someone or the person who saw someone kill someone? ffs

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@ColeLeoBurge ONYX? Do you eat it or wear it?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun lobby is 100 million good guys with an anti-gun lobby.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

On a serious note, to everyone who goes out of their way to talk about how “cool” this pope is...NO. The Catholic Church has abused the LGBTQ community for MILLENIA. So, go to church if you need to I guess but THAT’s what you’re enabling. Bye!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It must be nice that Piers Morgan gets to leave a situation when he feels uncomfortable but criticizes a black woman when she does the same. Qwhite interesting.

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@ColeLeoBurge !!!!!!!!!

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@ColeLeoBurge No.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

First they came for Mister Potato Head...and I said nothing...because it didn’t seem like something to get that upset about.

[Sally Kroner @whatelsekitty]

@blaireerskine Oh we still hate him even when he’s out of the country