Kyle

Soy un perdedor

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Some guy at a random gay club asked me if he could be my daddy and all i gotta say is...why?😯 Is there something wrong with my dad, I thought he was pretty cool?? Does he know something about my father i dont?😕😕

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

to have the unabridged confidence of an average white man...oof

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

@KaraBurke7 What'd they write on the tree? What happened? I haven't been on campus all semester

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Hey guys! Guess what I found out on Friday the 13th 2020,
I HAVE COVID!��

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Coworker just asked me what election is tomorrow...
Anybody wanna help me find a new job?🙃

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Its nothin like an old black woman calling you baby

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Story of my life: Hop into Uber and he immediately changes from A Thousand Miles (A cultural reset) to Migos...

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Soooo anybody wanna get married just in case 🌈

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Senate confirms Amy Coney Barrett to Supreme Court, cementing a 6-3 conservative majority with Trump’s third justice https://t.co/7nKDmEMf6Z

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

@JeffreeStar @CashApp $kylejohns1998

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

The fact I just watched someone escape a psychward on tiktok...

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

So...ummm that's the first and last time I will ask someone out.
someone end me🙃

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

"Can you put megan the stallian on the radier?"

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

someone at work just said
"...umm can I ask you something Kyle?"
ughhhhhvrhdbiwjqbd iykyk

[illoka @shilloka]

y’all what if something else is happening.. #August27

[kava - adult theatre kid @apocalipstickzz]

Okay but what time is his speech at cuz I'm tired of waiting... #August27

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

@kaymcgall @tessacolleen im def the rat in Venezuelan Surprise

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Jersey Shore & The Real World was definitely not good for my 10yr old developing brain

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

y'all ever just sat and ate a baguette like a pickle...

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

AHHHHH Spotify***

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

Just found a song on my Daily Mix on Sootify and my brain has never produced this much Serotonin😌
https://t.co/2Gn3GgIhKY

[Kyle @whatever_kyle]

@katberton Girlie, we're both there already...