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runner, smoker, asthmatic

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Completed the 2022 scarf manifesto update! Pls enjoy
https://t.co/e4vyIL4gwe

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@Slomavic literally how would I message WebsterW3R when I have no IG?

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@Slomavic Hi Sloma, are u just anther scammer bot?

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in deep mourning my instagram was hacked and they got all my secrets

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@raminrahni Don't forget about AQI

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In the immaculate conception did god put sperm into Mary or was the egg magically fertilized without sperm? Or did god put a whole zygote in there (not Mary's egg) or was it parthenogenesis? Curious biologist here looking for answers @Pontifex

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Years of resentment of academia! Never been more thinly veiled!

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@raminrahni It’s for the laughs! stop being such a Sagittarius bummer overly concerned with truth

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Advil vs skittles is there a difference

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I only seem to have recent photos of myself wearing a swimsuit, wig, or both {genuine excerpt of an email i just sent to NYU administrator}

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@crybaby_slutt What about: Puke curse hate

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What celebs would you want as an emoji ?

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AND no one will waste ur precious time thanking you!

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It’s cool when other people take credit for your ideas because no one will hold you accountable if they turn out to be bad

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Everyone in New York is hot

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I saw alec Baldwin in washington square park today looked him dead in the eyeball he looked terrible. apparently manslaughter leads to rapid aging.

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How can I be the most dour grad student in Manhattan and also a hot slut? is it possible?

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Going to a Tchaikovsky with my Mother is this offensive?

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Preparing for nuclear war by buying $30 underwear in the east village

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We can’t escape this planet because there is too much space junk and I can’t escape my body because it’s full of junk food