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my mom doesn’t have my notifications on anymore

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I’m she now

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Guys will retweet Neil Degrasse-Tyson but won’t kneel in the grass to tie their son’s shoes

[adriana @whateverrmom]

The only way I tweet anymore, quantity over quality babes

[adriana @whateverrmom]

Shes spending Time Adventuring with me. Showing me shes not Regular

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Hi guys

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I dreamed that Chuck E. Cheese announced that they were “going ironic now” and they had a new jingle that went: 🎶we got lots of soda and pizza...to make your shit and piss really COOL🎶

[adriana @whateverrmom]

My 41 yr old coworker said “Indie music is just music that no one listens to.” Tea

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Drank a Starbucks energy drink on top of my Vyvanse and now I can see where the sliders for people’s facial features would be on their Mii’s creation screen

[adriana @whateverrmom]

I’ve tried white claw. Tastes like ass

[adriana @whateverrmom]

Please, Mr. Ball is my father. Call me Super Monkey

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Jake made himself cry by singing a song about how no one watched Planet Sheen

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Crunchy roads, take me home, to the place, I eat corn!

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#Splatoon3 #Splatfest #NintendoSwitch

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@highrisegrave I dreamed they released DLC for breath of the wild that made it really really stupidly hard but also you could find the cousins from Katamari in hyrule castle

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@tagran0 You could even say “slamalama ding dong”

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@cutie_cinema Soyboy? No I am a tofu prince

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@gaycatollie Please do

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@soulseek_cutie Taste

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@MroVamba Hoe scarer extraordinaire

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@fakegirl1998 Outfit😳