Trinity Problems

You've been ignoring problems since 1869. Whatever, Trinity. We'll just complain about them.

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

We're supposed to learn time management? Whatever, TU. We'll continue to have shitty habits &complain about our poor choices on social media

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

RT @megrassmuck "WHY is there a cat sitting next to me in north/south foyer distracting me from my essay... #trinityproblems"

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

Customer appreciation banana splits at Mabee! Whatever, Trinity. We still have to pay to enter the building. #NiceTry

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

A real life problem at TU. #MarimaSimmons #DoesntEvenGoHere

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

We're the 41st smartest college in the country. Whatever, Trinity. People will still say ignorant shit that gets posted on Overheard.

[Alli Regonini @AlliRegonini]

So proud of my school #trinity http://t.co/DOkBEqyZ

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

Don't know if it's worse to be surprised while sleeping or with a knock on the bathroom door. #TUproblems http://t.co/Qp3khMuM

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

You sent an email warning us about locker room theft. Whatever, Trinity. We'll always leave valuable items unattended in public #LibAllDay

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

You send me 25 emails a day of which most don't pertain to me. Whatever, Trinity. I won't even read the ones I need to. #MarkedAllAsRead

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

People talk loudly in the quiet areas of the lib. Whatever, everyone. I'll write an pleasant email that y'all might end up marking as read.

[Marifer Valenz @murfy214]

@WhateverTrinity When you think Mabee can't get any worse, they get rid of the pasta and veggie lines

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

Our football team is #11 in the nation! Whatever, Trinity. The students will always lack spirit #QuietStands #Apathetic #TUproblems

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

Let's all raise our glasses to Trinity for adding 6 more steps to Cardiac Hill! We now have another excuse to be late to class. #ThanksButNo

[William Wells @WDWellsy]

@WhateverTrinity just received the first leeroy daily news email of the year #instantdelete

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

You got new cardio equipment in the Bell Center? Whatever, Trinity. That workout room still looks like a dungeon. #NotQuiteThere

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

Spotted: an Aramark truck somewhere other than at Trinity. Clearly the rest of the world associates it with trash too.

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

I really miss the water at Trinity! #ShitNoOneSays http://t.co/vBRJvHO8

[Trinity Problems @WhateverTrinity]

You sent SIX trinalerts from different numbers. Whatever, Trinity. You have now inspired me to play in the storm. Thanks for the heads up.