imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
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derealization, depersonalization, conspiracy theories, being watched, potentially paranoia-inducing tweets, and general themes following welcome to night vale.