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a series of most probably unsober questions and thoughts

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0151 trifle witch

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Tash = trifle witch
Loz = mince pie mistress

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Rhythms just come to me when i’m with you girl

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I love having a mission complete bevvy (when u do everything u should do on a night out like not totally fucking it, blowing too much money, being in the room, having fun with every1) when u wake up feeling good about the night before no beer fear

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I’m a sick bitch n i’m not talking the pandemic it’s getting hot in here someone call a paramedic

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feeling sociopathic. Want someone to fuck some emotion into me xxxx

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Hey! Don’t bring that vibe in here :)

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Did you know that rock climbing helps dentists with their hand tool training because they have to grip small things

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Cadbury’s frut and nuit bar

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How do you waterproof a duckling ?

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Hot girls have acid reflux and big labia

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Dinner date is an absolute fucking resource. It is an anthropologists wet dream

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I only bought the brioche to sneak me bitz in

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I don’t want to sound mean but 90% of the outfit choices on naked attraction are bloody awful i don’t know where they find these people

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Don’t order octopus stew on a comedown

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Is The Incredibles a metaphor for the rise against technology and the fight of humans against artificial intelligence ? #theincredibles #ArtificialIntelligence

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Paul Hollywood is an aryan pigeon

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Spicey granola is a good name for a girl band - Gsep

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This tune is fucking sick https://t.co/VJre1JB8uy

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Stop asking me if i can feel my coil strings i’m not a fucking guitar