Puck Sluts

We are the puck sluts
| wheeling AAA and junior guys only
| We'll see you at your local hockey game ;)

[Puck Sluts @whathockeysluts]

I had to wait till April fools because I didn't want to make tweets about soccer players #puckslutproblems

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I'd rather be in the penalty box after a line brawl than be backstage at Justin bieber concerts #puckslutproblems

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Puck sluts do it best, we're you're biggest fans on the ice and a devil in the sheets #puckslutproblems

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Puck sluts are like pucks, we like to go onto all the hockey players twigs #puckslutproblems

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If you think my tweets are dirty wait till you see me in the sheets #puckslutproblems

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What's worse than riding the guy who rides the pine? Riding a soccer player 😷 #puckslutproblems

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Never mess with a hockey player; they've got guns for muscles and blades on their feet #puckslutproblems

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RT if you play AAA or higher 🙈 #hmu #puckslutproblems

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I'd give a kidney to make out with Sidney #PuckSlutProblems

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I'm always first in line to get with the first line #PuckSlutProblems

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If you don't play hockey, you're skating on thin ice #PuckSlutProblems

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We almost fucked but then you got cut from the team #puckslutproblems

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Zamboni or zam-bone-me ? #puckslutproblems

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Our relationship will last as long as his teams winning streak #puckslutproblems

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If he spits his dip in front of me, I'll spit whatever he puts in my mouth in front of him #SorryNotSorry #puckslutproblems

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When mighty ducks turns me on more than magic mike #puckslutproblems

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If you wear the "C" I want your D 🙈 #puckslutproblems