Colby

All opinions are those of my employer

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@rankintweets I use my iPad solely to find my iPhone

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@planetgraves Me rn at 3 pm

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@rebeccajkey @iowahawkblog Would cost a shit load of dimes

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@Flamingo_Gang85 @gimmieneckk @forcersei Omg those are the opinions I care about most

[jp @inflammateomnia]

Ok look i was on a lot of mold when i said that

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@buffys I thought this was a very fucked up wax figure

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

.@JoeBiden I’ve always thought of you like a father and also I have $943 of unpaid parking tickets.

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@connor_colby @ViceApologist This is so dumb but I need to tell you that your name is Connor Colby and my name is Colby Conn

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

Oysters are the jello shots of the sea

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@steevelove_ @tweet_chicago @questionableway Lol

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@_jerellio_ @Zand3rrr_ @computer_gay Casual hospital bed

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@audreygriswold @histoftech I always knew Wendy’s was my favorite restaurant 🥹

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@Ali_Conn @RottenInDenmark NONE

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@Ali_Conn @RottenInDenmark What does it say about me that I didn’t listen to a single word cuz I was too busy taking ponchos

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

why is the mayor of baltimore so hot though

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@markjenney I just need you to know…even if your stat is so, so far off……fucking duh

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@Ali_Conn Lololololololololol oh I don’t care

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

Being productive with my time by trying really hard to remember if I saw hustlers in theaters one or twice

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

I wonder what my life would be like if I knew what SAAS stood for. My gut feeling is bad, probably

[Colby @whatisaclobby]

@MichaelaOkla Frozen taquitos in the airfryer for 7 min with hot sauce, sour cream, lime juice, cilantro and S+P. Eat it at least 12 times/week