Idk

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Paris tonight

[Idk @whatisalzimer]

@jamnxdev Preparing for what??

[Idk @whatisalzimer]

@alokbishoyi97 Add me

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

LPT: Mute the word 'retard' and the average IQ of posters on your timeline will increase by 100 points.

[Sawyer Hood @sawyerhood]

🙏 Oh President Xi. I'm praying to you. Activate the sleeper cell and distill this bad boy into DeepSeek 5 so I don't have to sell another kidney to afford api pricing for Fable.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that’s why i poop on company time

[π @nofaith3xists]

In desi Indian families, you can't read anything other than your syllabus books until you get a job.

[miya @miyarah_]

por motivos académicos y personales mañana empiezo a cruzar la calle sin mirar

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“Sir, another 22 year old has found a job”

[Idk @whatisalzimer]

@turbinsbicep @Revolushionario @IgorBrigadir Can you explain the joke please

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Job interview

J(ob intervi)ew

Jew…

Wake up people!

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[Idk @whatisalzimer]

@Shreyas_Pandeyy Ah yes, 14 years at Google and he's still making only 48 LPA? What a BS story

[emily ʚଓ @promptprxncess]

rest in peace khamenei he got hit by a bazooka
yeah i think about him every time i hit the hookah
kaboom kablow kaboom

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict:

1. France has surrendered
2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides
3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan
4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling
5. No response from Spain (weekend)

More intel to follow soon

[danlet @evildanevil]

I am a victim of my frontal lobe

[Patrick Blumenthal @PatrickJBlum]

🚨BREAKING🚨

S-300 air defense battery identified at Anthropic HQ in SF. Imagery confirms TELs, C2, and rooftop radar deployments.

What are they preparing for?

[fatih kadir akın @fkadev]

My son asking me a lot of questions. It’s a distillation attack obviously.