The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
Ballistic gel really fell off. That shit had a generational run on TV in the 2000s. I don't really believe it simulated human flesh either, I think they just loved shootin goop.
JUST NOW: @realDonaldTrump leans heavily into race science by telling @hughhewitt that you can tell whether migrants are predisposed to committing murder by "their genes."
"We got a lot of bad genes in our country right now," he adds.
Slept with countless peoples wives, broke up families, pillowtalked on his own friends,strong arming features, blackballing people who “inspire you” and you are saying all this💀💀 fuck off
For years, ICE has been operating a secretive program to train civilians how to use guns, conduct surveillance, and simulate raids on immigrants.
Recently uncovered documents show that the program is still ongoing in more than a dozen U.S. cities.
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