SpaceQuakes

900 Year Old Vampire / Future President

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The Thing. #furry

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@KindridFox This one time I ordered all the sauces for a Wawa sandwich. I don’t remember what it tasted.

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Typa shit George and Harold from Captain Underpants would do on a daily basis

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@mangofoxy I’ll make a gif 4 u l8r.
Send links to the best materials in the mean time.

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@MarkyTheGayBoy The true way.
You do that with Sonic because I think it’s the best double f date because both of you are in your car which is tight.

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@Aspen_duh_wolf Does torn underwear count as a jockstrap?

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@PinselLuchs “Hello fellow shitposters!!”

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@angelpubby21 @Furstudioo6 Will do.
In exchange:
- Your workout routine.
- Your soul.

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@PunnyRodent Do NSFW for the lulz.

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I fucking hate the Big Mac.

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@narpylive It’s starting.

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@narpylive Episode 2 of Knights of Guinevere is coming out in 30 minutes

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@PapaPantherX Can you share your workout routine for me?
Gotta look good for the girls.

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@realRubenSim Oh the fun I have ruminating in my mind for you.

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@InariKoKami I don’t drink.

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@theGZBO That isn’t a gazebo though.

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@ClaytonConway65 How do you live a life that isn’t like time just slipped through your fingers?

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I am so motherfucking happy to know that the LSAT is more learnable than the SAT.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO LEARN DESMOS TO TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS TEST???

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@wonder3mporium @AMCTheatres Would you hire an amoeba as a movie projectionist?

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@wonder3mporium Could either be fun or might be fired because I can’t perform any of the tasks.