SpaceQuakes

900 Year Old Vampire / Future President

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The Thing. #furry

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@Aspen_duh_wolf Does torn underwear count as a jockstrap?

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@mangofoxy I will offer pets if you give me proper advice on how to study for the LSAT.

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@PinselLuchs “Hello fellow shitposters!!”

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@MarkyTheGayBoy Okay random question because idk…
You know how fast food sucks for you?
People have been saying that for years, you think any restaurant is going to wake up and start serving healthy food at a good cost?
What will it be?
My best hope is Chick Fil A.

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@angelpubby21 @Furstudioo6 Will do.
In exchange:
- Your workout routine.
- Your soul.

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@PunnyRodent Do NSFW for the lulz.

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I fucking hate the Big Mac.

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@narpylive It’s starting.

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@narpylive Episode 2 of Knights of Guinevere is coming out in 30 minutes

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@PapaPantherX Can you share your workout routine for me?
Gotta look good for the girls.

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@realRubenSim Oh the fun I have ruminating in my mind for you.

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@InariKoKami I don’t drink.

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@theGZBO That isn’t a gazebo though.

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@ClaytonConway65 How do you live a life that isn’t like time just slipped through your fingers?

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I am so motherfucking happy to know that the LSAT is more learnable than the SAT.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO LEARN DESMOS TO TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS TEST???

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@wonder3mporium @AMCTheatres Would you hire an amoeba as a movie projectionist?

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@wonder3mporium Could either be fun or might be fired because I can’t perform any of the tasks.

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@AvaTheKea Yep.

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@LilComforts I have a 2 month subscription to Peacock. Whats your best offer for this sacrifice?

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@PhoenixSergal Kong Sihk Tong
Any of the major museums, The Met, MoMa. NYC subway museum
Central Park (Knowing you Strawberry Fields is a must)
The Conservatory Garden
Marie’s Crisis
Ed Sullivan Theatre

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@PhoenixSergal Taking a huge long shit. Will get back to you.