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If you see me outside, no you didn’t.

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That’s better 🥰

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We should stop saying “woman found dead” when she’s been found murdered.

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@OfficialPLT Hopefully is also filled with refunds cos you owe me £104 👎🏻

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Harry Nilsson deserved to live forever.

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I bought some mid rise Levi’s and I’ve just been violently humbled by my own mirror.

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Men: women are so emotional
Also men: pass me the gun, Jeremiah, I’ll not be rejoining the Union 💥🧒🏻🔫

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@Ab_tenny I’m not sure if you need reminding that not every tweet is serious. Mine, for example, included the word ‘Daphnussy’ and was very much so just a joke. No need to get upset about it 😊

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The choke hold this song has on me. https://t.co/20QCcNlqSN

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Me: I think I’ve given myself diabetes Also me: shall we do a chocolate chaud tour of Paris tomorrow? 🙃

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Honestly, this is less tacky…

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Maturing is realising that every Woody Harrelson movie is the greatest movie ever made. Except for natural born killers, Woodrow, that shit was crazy 😭

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Seriously are the men ok? Just had to beep some block who decided to eat his sandwich at the petrol pump instead of moving off. When he apologised he said he hadn’t realised I was queuing for petrol…despite the fact that I’m in a five car queue at the petrol station. R u ok??

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Not the actor to musician pipeline 😭 you’re better than that Idris.

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Idris Elba is quitting acting forever to focus on his music career 😢😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😢💔😭💔😢💔https://t.co/7zOmykg4dT

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First of all skiing is out. I’m not being funny but skiing has to go 😭😭

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Michael Fabricant spreading the gossip about Boris 😭

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@DailyArtApp @cem_____a @NewfieldsToday Literally traumatising 😭

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Is it weird that every time I read Charles Dickens I become obsessed with porridge.

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Villain songs are the most superior element of any soundtrack

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🗣🗣🗣🗣

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I wonder how many times a day Kate Beckinsale thinks about kissing Josh Harnett 🤔

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Opening credits and hold music give off the same vibes 🙃