chubbycheeks 😗

🖤

[gst @wearegst]

It took the Senate less than 24 hours to approve President Tinubu's $6 billion loan request.

The 46 schoolchildren and teachers abducted in Oyo State have now spent 984 hours in Boko Haram captivity.

Let that sink in.

[chubbycheeks 😗 @whatloladoes]

How can I come back from work with my phone on 91%?

[chubbycheeks 😗 @whatloladoes]

The way the stress of the entire week crashes into me on friday evenings is crazy.

[Kash Kash @KasopeOwoaje]

Whenever someone gives me obvious advice, my immediate assumption is that they must think I’m stupid.

[miya @miyarah_]

el profesor: qué es ese olor?

yo al fondo de la clase:

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I agree,

[Fatima @fvtumi]

I don’t follow any dating standards , once I start liking you, you don enter am.

[chubbycheeks 😗 @whatloladoes]

Thunderstorm in the middle of a heatwave and the water dropping is literally hot🫩

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Selling blush bundles that already exist for a ridiculous price because you want to claim a technique that you’re terrible at btw. Loserishhh

[Oyindamola @honeypour4u]

Nigeria has terrible elders and leaders, awon agba ofo

[chubbycheeks 😗 @whatloladoes]

I just saw someone eat dunkin donuts with efo riro and don julio. The people are not okay.

[chubbycheeks 😗 @whatloladoes]

Can the entire world actually not do this right now?

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

I simply won’t be dying from no damn alantavirus, don’t fucking piss me off

[Rest @samanthasosexy]

@mjjconnoisseur I’ve spoken about this before. Beauticians act like they can’t do 4c hair until the 4c hair is on the head of a male creature.

[Joanne🎀 @Msjoanneeee]

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

Men shitting on anything that has a women majority participation.

You’re not intellectually superior to anybody bc you don’t have thoughts on Megan and Klay.

STFU and warm eba or something man, damn

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Hate has made your brain so murky that you’re siding with a white supremacist who’s being racist to your own kind. Not even racism is a hard line for you. Shame.

[duaa @duaaness]

Sunscreen reapplication is propaganda I’m never falling for.

[gst @wearegst]

One in three Nigerians has hypertension.

More than one in four teenagers in Lagos already have elevated or high blood pressure.

Big Food is poisoning Nigerians and NAFDAC is cheering them on.

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.