ThingsMalachiSays

Malachi Johnson, born June 2011 | Account monitored by my big sisters 💙

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An ordinary box... JUST KIDDING

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“Can’t spell Malachi without an L”

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From mom: “I heard some commotion in the bathroom (Malachi was supposed to be getting ready for bed), so I went in there to see that the noise was him pulling the squatty potty out from beside the toilet.

He was sitting on the toilet and asked me “can I have a newspaper?””

[hannah @IllegallyxBlind]

Happy 12th birthday to my not-so-baby brother 💙 you are pure joy and I cannot wait to see what this year brings for you. I love you Malachi

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To @IllegallyxBlind : “here’s your meds you disabled dingus”

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Mom said no goat, I sent her a formal email and everything

[Brianna Hopper @Brianna19210]

Malachi, out of absolutely nowhere:
“I believe in equal rights for cats and dogs”

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@ Dylan: “who are you talking to , fat man with a balding spot? Your balding spot is so visible I’m surprised you got a girl”

[Brianna Hopper @Brianna19210]

For the period of 12/21-12/29, my twitter account is dedicated to things that my 11 year old brother says while I’m visiting home. Please enjoy.

Just now: “rut row Raggy, time to commit war crimes”

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@ Hannah: you kinda smell disgusting not gonna lie. Just tbh.

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“Dylan only Jesus likes you, no one else”

[hannah @IllegallyxBlind]

This is a Malachi appreciation tweet because I miss my baby brother so much

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@DylanForys I will not

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*pushes back hair* “look I’m @DylanForys I’m balding”

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@ObolerfanII We are viewing what it means to be disabled in a fundamentally different way

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@ObolerfanII I’d like you to consider these models of disability. The government relies primarily on the medical and economic models of disability. Disabled people (most of us) primarily operate from the social model which I believe is where the disconnect is. https://t.co/Fg9FRnRxuD

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@ObolerfanII

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Malachi: (in sing-song voice) I pooped in the potty

Mom: that’s music to my ears

Malachi: (begins beatboxing and raps “I pooped in the potty”)

Mom: *confused look on face

Malachi: that’s the trap remix