A Learned Marsupial

[Dittie @DittiePE]

When I was younger, we had a house fire and all of our birth certificates and SS cards were lost as well as my mom’s marriage and divorce papers.

In Pennsylvania it cost $30 to get a new birth certificate. It’s $40 for a copy of your marriage license and another $40 for any divorce paperwork that you may have lost. Add another $165 in for a passport because married women need several forms to prove who they are.

Now add time away from your job so that you can go to the courthouse to get all of this done before the election, because they’re not open weekends and they’re not open after 4pm weekdays.

All of that just to verify that you can vote. The constitution calls that a poll tax. And they’re illegal.

This has nothing to do with preventing fraud and everything to do with preventing YOU from voting.

#SAVEActIsPayToVote

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

This guy will never recover from this stint. He’s a complete laughingstock

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow?

ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

<tries to breathe>

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Imagine bragging that the US has aircraft carriers instead of universal healthcare. Americans are the most propagandized people on Earth, and it’s not even close.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Why are you celebrating a pointless fucking war

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump in the last hour:

"We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

Referred to Ukrainian President Zelenskyy as "President Putin"

"We have the greatest economy we've ever had. $19.2 trillion is being invested right now in the US" (a lie)

His brain is mush.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

TRUMP CANCELED BOTH THE GDP AND JOBS REPORTS, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN US HISTORY 🤔
HMMM MAYBE TRUMP DID NOT MAKE AMERICA GREAT 🙄

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The fact that the GOP establishment ran a psyop where multiple people claimed to have talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone this morning, the day after people started demanding proof of life, only proves that he's dead.

[Fernando Oliver, Esq. @Fernand46357857]

The news keep talking about Graham Platner and the 2 women he allegedly abused a/o raped. Jake Tapper interviewed both in the past few days but has not interviewed some of the 28 women who have gone public and accused Trump of sexual abuse. If Platner resigns, so should Trump.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Fox News had a meltdown today when I brought up Donald Trump’s many abuses against women and asked why the Republican Party refuses to police its own when it comes to domestic and sexual abuse.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Me: How can you say nobody cares about Congressman Max Miller beating his wife?

Fox News: We’re here to talk about Graham Platner.

Me: Let’s talk about all of it. Democrats can’t be the only party expected to police their own.

Fox News: The topic is Graham Platner.

Me: Great. Let me know when you book a segment about Congressman Max Miller beating his wife.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

IF YOUR PRESIDENT TRIES TO PUBLICLY RIGG THE WORLD CUP 🙄 HE'S CLEARLY GOING TO RIGG YOUR ELECTIONS AMERICA 🙄

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Republicans went completely batshit when Lloyd Austin took three days to notify the White House about his emergency hospitalization - but when it’s been over three weeks and Mitch McConnell’s condition is still a mystery - not a fucking word.

[Ellie Leonard🇺🇦 @RedPencilScript]

Why is TMZ showing us more than the DOJ

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

And yet the French have a decent rail system, paid family leave, paid sick leave, a social safety net, 99% literacy, a younger retirement age, higher life expectancy, and so on

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

How's the president doing? Has he paid his E. Jean Carroll tab yet?

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[mdlpa 🌺 @mellemusic]

ICE fucking shot and killed a man in Houston today. It barely made the news cycle